TY - BOOK AU - Offerman,Nick TI - Paddle your own canoe: one man's fundamentals for delicious living SN - 9780525954217 U1 - 791.4502/8092B 23 PY - 2016/// CY - New York PB - Dutton KW - Offerman, Nick, KW - Actors KW - United States KW - Biography KW - Carpenters KW - Conduct of life KW - Actors and actresses KW - fast KW - University of Illinois Alumni KW - Memoir KW - American wit and humor N1 - Not-so-little house on the prairie: eat red meat -- Hail Mary, full of beans: horse sense> the Bible -- Der Ubermann/Offermensch: how to be a man -- Football troubador: don't be an asshole -- Walking beans: work hard, work dirty -- Carnalisthenics: Leviticus can blow me -- Enter Dionysus: don't walk alone -- Doing time: be smart while getting stupid -- Born again again: the moustache makes the magick -- Wax on, wax off: make a goddamn gift -- Kabuki farmboy takes Chicago: carry a handkerchief -- Subaru leavings: discern your ass from a hole in the ground -- Resurrection: measure twice, cut once -- Romantic love: love your woman (a paean to Megan) -- Finding Swanson: let your freak flag fly -- Nowadays: go outside N2 - The actor known for roles in such productions as Parks and Recreation shares whimsical musings on a range of topics from love and manliness to grooming and eating meat, offering additional discussions of his life before fame and his courtship of his wife, Megan Mullally UR - http://firstsearch.oclc.org/WebZ/DECRead?standardNoType=1&standardNo=052595421X&sessionid=0&srcdbname=worldcat&key=380753f19ff199a1b3ff0bd746ade05011b8db9c31a1fda7fba4af546fd8db0a&ectype=MOREINFO UR - http://firstsearch.oclc.org/WebZ/DECRead?standardNoType=1&standardNo=052595421X&sessionid=0&srcdbname=worldcat&key=380753f19ff199a1b3ff0bd746ade05011b8db9c31a1fda7fba4af546fd8db0a&ectype=TOC ER -